Season 2 Episode 1: Party Crashers

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Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday de- *Centaur Noises* THIS PARTY IS OVER! 50% HORSE, 50% MAN, 100% OF THE TIME GONNA CRASH UR PARTIES! Pillaging Noises …Hey, its J-rock and Big mike again. We are here to tell you… out of our own free will and in no way coerced by half man half sex machines, that we are back with yet another sweet 2dh deck. Last time on the podcast we looked at inferior creatures that lacked the centaur creature type but not this time. Our three randomated cards for this week are: Centaur Vinecrasher , Bubbling Cauldron , and Ribbons of Night . Lets gain a little life, get a little value, and send help the Centaurs are listeni……

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Deck list

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Segment One: Deck Overview

• Centaur vinecrasher
• Bubbling cauldron
• Ribbons of Night

Commander(s) Tasigur, The Golden Fang

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Segment Two: Deck Themes

• Theme One: Making a giant centaur who crashes your parties.  And he just keeps on coming no matter how often you kick him out.
  • Memorial to folly/unity/genius
  • Taigam/Mending of Dominaria
• Theme Two: Abusing and reusing the bubbling cauldron combo
  • Followed Footsteps
  • Dawn of the Dead
• Theme Three: Ribbon em to shreds *High-fives Self* (Life is a resource)
  • Defiant bloodlord
  • Necrologia

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Segment Three: Top Picks

• Mike:
  • Strands of night
• Jacob:
  • Anurid Scavenger
• Mike:
  • Witchbane orb
• Jacob:
  • Progenitor Mimic

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Segment Four: Contested Cards

• Mike:
  • Phyrexian processor
• Jacob:
  • Orbs of Warding

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Segment Five: Garbage Fire Card of the Week

• King Macar, the Gold (KINDA???) Cursed Donkey

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Segment Six: Spin the Randomator!

• Mike:
  • Oxidda Daredevil
• Jacob:
  • Meteor Golem
• Mike:
  • Deep fire elemental

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Thanks for listening in, and remember to join us next week as we try and master Commander three cards at a time!